the only thing i needed to salvage from twitter was having a pinned post of the blorbeaux art that @carriecmoney drew for me. they turned out so amazing and i was incredibly touched that not only was she interested in hearing about them, she wanted to draw them. every day looking at them brings me incredible happiness and i’m so grateful for the care and effort paid towards my horrible, horrible little men and their awful relationship. 😭😭😭

cottoncandylesbo:

morning affirmations:

i will do wrong. i will commit attrocities. i will not retain my honor. i will lie

wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt:

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they’re both so fucked up that it’s actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

ysali:

My favorite Tav backstory headcanon is my Sage-to-Sage communication headcanon, where Sage!Tav has been in a years long heated academic rivalry with some unprofessional, unpolished, sloppy, uninspired loser from Waterdeep. And Gale has been in a years long heated academic rivalry with some uptight asshole from Baldur’s Gate who wouldn’t know a sound arcane theorem if it bit them in the ass.

They’ve never met or seen each other before and then they both end up on the same Nautiloid.

germboyfriend:

DO I SEEM ANXIOUS TO YOU?

DO I SEEM BACKED INTO A CORNER?

sapphling:

getting diagnosed with alcoholism because of the scratch marks around my robot girlfriend’s usb pussy

rosiefingers:

just-a-tiny-goldfish:

I Wanna know how y’all’s sidesteps sleep— please with a cherry on top 🍨🍒

sexual in any context

couchnapping:

“assless chaps” 🙄back in my day we just called them the english

welcome-to-the-shit-library:

hey so we put your morally grey character in a fandom. yeah half the fanbase makes them into a perfect angel who did nothing wrong and the other half depicts them as a cartoonishly evil villain who hurts people for fun. no we dont know how to explain that people can do bad things for good reasons or good things for bad reasons. sorry man

kittykatninja321:

tshirt that says I ❤️ Violent Catharsis

rhinco:

actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it’s the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i’ve hurt you too. i’m destroying myself.